After learning last year just what my house plants are thinking, author Elisabeth Saake fills us all in on what our trinkets, magnets, and bric-a-brac have on their minds. This slim volume is the perfect palate cleanser for readers who need a quick read full of sass, humor, and snark.

Have a music box? It does NOT want to be touched.

Your leather-bound journal would rather you not share your innermost thoughts. (Or amateur poetry.)

Have you been handling your worry stone overmuch these days? Learn what that worry stone thinks you should do instead.

Grab a snack and get ready to giggle. This is the follow-up that was worth the wait.

Thank you to NetGalley and The Collective Book Studio for an advanced readers’ copy of this book in exchange for my honest thoughts and opinions.