Three very different authors.
A writer’s retreat at a Scottish castle with a sordid history.
A body found in scandalous attire following a night of drinks and dancing.
All crafted by a trio of exceptionally talented and acclaimed writers who lead their readers off their well-loved path into a literary quagmire.

Beatriz Williams, Lauren Willig, and Karen White have collaborated on several historical fiction books that remain favorites on my shelves. So, when I saw their latest effort, I leaped at the chance to read an Advance Reader’s Copy from publisher William Morrow and Netgalley. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll seek out a copy of The Author’s Guide to Murder for my bookshelf.

What’s it about? Three authors meet at a conference. Along with their shared agent, the women discover something they all have in common: disastrous, distasteful, and despicable encounters with the same man. The writers (encouraged by their agent) hatch a plan to travel together on a writer’s retreat to Scotland. Posing as best friends researching their next collaborative book project, they plan to seek out their not-so-illustrious host and exact a measure of justice. Not a bad plot! At least in theory. In execution, the tongue-in-cheek nature of the three authors writing as what feels like caricatures of themselves was uncomfortable and even cringe-inducing at times. I felt like the authors were hiding just off-page, watching for reactions, ready to lean forward with a wink, a nudge, and a whispered, “Did you see what I did there?

As I always say, every book isn’t for every reader—and that’s okay! Fans of the cult-classic comedy film Clue! will likely adore this contemporary mystery story.